My Name is Sir Plopsalot
I started playing Minecraft a few weeks ago, so I haven’t been sleeping much lately. If you are on a first-name basis with anyone under… Read More »My Name is Sir Plopsalot
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February 2016
By George, Get a Thai Yoga Massage!
I am not a flexible person, in either the figurative or the literal sense. The only thing I do worse than bending at the waist… Read More »By George, Get a Thai Yoga Massage!
Awesomeness Afoot
One doesn’t want to brag, but according to the bottom of my foot, I have excellent sinuses. My feet would also be the first to… Read More »Awesomeness Afoot
Relax, It’s Just Your Nervous System
At some point during every massage, I lose the will to speak. This came as something of a surprise, as it hadn’t been listed on… Read More »Relax, It’s Just Your Nervous System
Heal Your Body, Soothe Your Mind
Because I am not one, I am always amazed by people who are able to enjoy something without analyzing it to death. These are the… Read More »Heal Your Body, Soothe Your Mind
Fixing Blech: The Power of Human Touch
“So,” said the woman who would be my therapist that day, “why are you here?” It was my first massage, and I had no idea… Read More »Fixing Blech: The Power of Human Touch